eggplant

Born on a hot sunday morning near Pripyat in 1986.Mr. Eggplant

strawberry

Born on a cold thursday near Berlin in 1989.Mrs. Strawberry

What we do and why we do it… 

This website was created by two people who like food but hate biasted restaurant reviews. It’s our mission to give you our humble but honest opinion about restaurants we visit. We do not care about the chef’s reputation, current food “trends”, official ratings, etc…

How do we rate a restaurant… 

It’s all pretty straightforward. We expect a restaurant to offer the service and quality it charges for. We do not expect an american steakhouse to offer the same service as a michelin rated star restaurant. We do however expect that an american steakhouse is able to serve a nice steak. When we ask well done (not that we would dare), we expect it to be well done. If a fancy restaurant brings us a piece of art on a plate but there’s no synergy between the ingredients then that restaurant will be #foodbashed! Some of our reviews are what some people would call “outrageous” or “over the top”. If for some reason you hate us, please use the contact form.